Vatican Council to Decide if God Has a Penis and Testacles

Written by dave nelson

Tuesday, 17 February 2015

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Does God have a Penis?

The Vatican well known for it's lofty metaphysical discussions about the meaning of life like whether children will go to hell for masturbating and if women's orgasm are sinful and important philosophical quandaries like that - has now turned to deeper mysteries!

Cardinal Bocce Vadaboomba brought up one mystery issue when Pope Frances was considering the issue of allowing nuns into the priesthood and he said: "If Goda wanted women ina the priesthood he would have created himself with a cocka and balls! AND we know the lord does not hava such instruments!"

The Pope replied; "First of all we know NO sucha thing Bocce and what has thata gotta to do with the whole discussion about the Nuns anyway?"

Cardinal Vadaboomba said; "If goda had wanted nunsa to be priests he would have wanted to screw them and he woulda needa a cocka and balls!"

Pope Frances replied; "Hokay Bocce I seea you pointa and so know we need to decida whether goda hadda cocka and balls and I open the Council to discussion of this most important Doctrinal issue!"

Vagina Clitola , Vatican Weekly reporter covering the Council Sessions said: "Well this should be an important discussion and one that may well decide the gender composition of Mother Church for decades!"

Sister Mary Hairy head Nun of the Order of Sexual Repression in Rome stated definitely:

"I would not fck god even if he has a cock and balls!"

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