Under-aged CIA reporter Johnny Pedo-Hunter, who has been sniffing around the Vatican looking for some dirty news, has just reported back to HQ what everybody knew anyway - kiddies porno has been found sitting on laps and tops and PCs in the holy catholic headquarters.
The Pope, bless him, denies any knowledge of the dirty doings of his dream-team and has sent them all into exile leaving the place all but empty.
Several Catholic priests were spotted climbing into the Pythagoras cave on Samos with their heads dipped in deep shame, alone, and there were no shepherd boys or sheep in the vicinity, thank the heavens! The rest of the 'pedo' bunch, hoping to join him were too busy having a final orgy inside the walls of the Vatican and could not escape the wrath of God or the present Pope and will end up in hell; Satan cannot wait!
Star under-aged, CIA reporter, Johnny Pedo-Hunter, escaped luckily still a virgin.
More as they get it!