Greek banks go begging in streets of Athens!

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Tuesday, 17 February 2015

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Angela is willing to show the Greeks solidarity by paying her summer holiday in East German Marks!

Distraught Greek bank personnel and managers were spotted carrying begging bowls along the streets of Athens and other major cities in the country!

After refusing to accept the EU's reforms and repayment conditions Greek multi-millionaires and normal people have been withdrawing their savings with impunity leaving Greek banks below the poverty line.

Bank personnel could be seen standing alongside cash withdrawal points hoping for donations to their cause, they were mainly ignored and many suffered physical attacks from punters filling Lidl bags with their savings.

The police and security authorities stood and watched refusing to butt in because they have not received a single drachma for months; it's called austerity!

Those lucky enough to grab their final savings in Euro's jumped in their cars and headed north towards the German border hoping to reinvest their money in those who are sucking their own banks dry; German Banks!

As for the bank beggars, a few ancient drachmas were thrown in their direction worth zero, but zero is better than minus billions so they accepted anything that just happen to look like real money.

The new Greek PM refuses to give in to the EU and is hoping for support from arch enemy Turkey who have dollars as their currency, but the Turkish president told him to fuck off or give back Cyprus to its rightful owners, the Turks in his opinion!

Angela Merkel is planning a cheap, all-in package holiday to the Greek island of Lesbos this summer hoping for some gay/lesbian sex on the island in an attempt to show some form of solidarity to the suffering Greek people, she has promised to pay in East German Marks!

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