German Dominatrix Handcuffs Obama To Podium: 50 Shades Of Ukraine

Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Tuesday, 10 February 2015

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BILLINGSGATE POST: German Chancellor Angela Merkel performed a dominatrix hat trick on willing participant Barack Obama as Vladimir Putin watched on with bemused interest. With the fate of Ukraine hanging in balance, President Barack Obama allowed himself to be tormented, twisted and teased by the German vixen.

Using velvet handcuffs and a cashmere tipped whip, the smirking dominatrix all but turned the leader of the Western World into a purring Cheshire during the match-up at the White House today. Demonstrating the understated guile and gleeful whimsicality that identifies women of her ilk, Chancellor Merkel made Barack Obama look like an overcooked bratwurst this morning when she defied him by issuing Vladimir Putin an ultimatum that might prove to be a classic case of her mouth writing a check her ass can't cash.

Not showing any sense of how he was being taken to the shed, President Obama simply smiled and asked her to take his handcuffs off before she went back to Germany.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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