Merkel's urgent request

Written by Jaggedone

Saturday, 31 January 2015

image for Merkel's urgent request
How dull is this Fraulein? she desperately needs an 'Image makeover'!

Jaggedone's CIA received and urgent request from Angela Merkel early this morning after Vetoing any possibility of Greece not paying back trillions of Euro's to the European Central Banks and others.

She has asked our top fashion designer, Gorgeous 'gay' George Spindle-Legs the 4th, to 'give her an image!'

Georgie boy flatly refused stating, "she's a helpless cause, oh those damn jackets!"

CEO and founder of Jaggedone's CIA, Jaggedone, politely replied to Angela in a secret telegram (WTF is that??) and here it is:

"Liebe Angela, we vill only help you get an image if you give us access to your secret Berlin, SM bunker, and offer us some juicy photos of you vipping the crap out of Obama, Putin, Cameron, etc, during zeir state visits! How else could a voman like you rule over the vorlds most important economy??"

Ve are waiting eagerly for her reply, but it seems she is asking Jean Paul for help instead! Lets hope Prince Charles asks us to pep up his image too, we are sure Camilla will oblige; saucy lass!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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