HONG KONG - The Republic of China has just informed Kim Jong Un that they will no longer tolerate his constant shooting off of his wayward missiles.
A representative for the Chinese government stated in no uncertain terms that China has had it with the North Korean Fat Boy, as he is referred to by the Chinese people.
The rep further remarked that they will not be issuing anymore warnings to the spoiled brat leader.
They strongly stress that once they unleash their military wrath on his country, it will quickly become one gigantic rice paddy.
SIDENOTE: Reports are that Kim Jong Un has not as yet responded to China's comments as he is busy planning his next missile launch which is tentatively scheduled for Tuesday, April 1, at 7:07 a.m.
