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Observatory did NOT--repeat: did NOT--see "aliens"

Funny story: Observatory did NOT--repeat: did NOT--see "aliens"

Sunspot, New Meh-he-co--”No” was all a spokesperson for the Federal Bureau of Obfuscation would say in response to Fake News reporter Ida Dunt-No's question, “Was the National Solar Observatory shut down because astronomers saw aliens?” Director C...

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Trump Wants HUGE Millenary Parade!

Funny story: Trump Wants HUGE Millenary Parade!

He saw it in Paris and now he wants one here. President Trump has announced his intentions to hold a "Huge" millenary parade later this year. "It's going to be Huge! Huge hats! Huge Purses! Huge footwear!My parade will have all the latest fashions in...

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Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall

Funny story: Donald Trump Death and Doom State College will begin classes at Area 51 this fall

AREA 51, Nevada - Donald Trump has just founded a small public state college that will teach students how to make hydrogen bombs, nuclear missiles, and various types of torpedoes, light anti-tank weapons, and sundry varieties of weapons of mass destr...

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Pokemon Go Players Killed on Artillery Range

Funny story: Pokemon Go Players Killed on Artillery Range

A group of eight geeky university frat house buddies was instantly killed by a single round from an M777 self-propelled howitzer when they ventured onto a firing range at Fort Sill, Oklahoma. "Training accidents are always tragic", read a statemen...

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Boots on the ground, an eerie new strategy

Aberdeen, Maryland has been long noted as the site and vanguard for the development of military arsenal. Heavily guarded by the security forces of the 103rd "Farflechter Division," Aberdeen has been responsible for the development of the reusable 39m...

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US To Invade The Bahamas in Response to Ukraine Crisis

General Craig Filner made public Monday that the US has weighed its options, and has decided it will be sending forces into the Bahamas in the coming days. The military act is believed to be in response to the Vladimir Putin decision of sending R...

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Soldiers on war zones develop new conventional warfare method

Funny story: Soldiers on war zones develop new conventional warfare method

OMG, THEYKILLEDKEN, NY (Youbas Tards) -- Due to the Iraq Crisis, some soldiers invent a new form of conventional warfare method that is as powerful as the current method, but its power prevents the opponents from acquiring new weapons until the oppon...

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Pope Denounces Euthanasia

Funny story: Pope Denounces Euthanasia

POPE FRANCIS denounced the "Right to Die Movement" on Saturday 14th November 2014, saying that Euthanasia is a "sin against God and creation". We talked to their Foreign Affairs Director at the Holy See, Jesuit Bishop Alphonse de Mason. "The V...

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Obama, Putin, Stalin - Historical Revisionists

Funny story: Obama, Putin, Stalin - Historical Revisionists

WASHINGTON - Revisionist history is to be understood as a consciously falsified or distorted interpretation of the past to serve partisan or ideological purposes in the present. The prime example of this kind of history is the Soviet Union under J...

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ISIS' Guns Fall Silent Following Coalition Air Strikes

Battle lines in northern Iraq and Syria have fallen strangely silent in the past few days following the latest air strikes by coalition aircraft. In a press conference this morning in Washington, the Joint-Rolling Chiefs of Stash explained the rea...

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Giant Luffa Still Terrorizing Nation's Dreams

Funny story: Giant Luffa Still Terrorizing Nation's Dreams

"Just do it, Johnny," cringed out the stuffed and mangled school teacher to her student after being absorbed and becoming one with the giant luffa raining havoc across the American landscape. "Bullet to the brain. Quick and easy. Give it to me no-,"...

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Ukraine's Defense Minister Mistakenly Buys Wrong Kind of Tanks

Funny story: Ukraine's Defense Minister Mistakenly Buys Wrong Kind of Tanks

Kiev, Ukraine - The acting Defense Minister for Ukraine, Colonel General Mykhailo Koval, was put on administrative leave this week after one of his top aides mistakenly ordered septic tanks to replace the country's current armored forces of aging Rus...

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Russia Invades Atlanta: Putin Denies Russia Involved

Funny story: Russia Invades Atlanta: Putin Denies Russia Involved

Atlanta, GA - Yesterday, Russian military forces invaded the city of Atlanta, GA, in what Russia says is a simple map error. There is a country named Georgia that shares a border with Russia on the north, and Turkey on the west. The country of G...

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MH370 brought down by BUAS

Funny story: MH370 brought down by BUAS

Diego Garcia - After landing safely at Diego Garcia military base, on March 8, MH370 set off with most passengers on board today, again under remote control. All boarded passengers and crew were served aspartame laced drinks to reduce the antici...

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Russia Captures A Ukrainian Submarine, 3 Canoes, and 5 Bicycles

Funny story: Russia Captures A Ukrainian Submarine, 3 Canoes, and 5 Bicycles

MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich, reports that the Russian military has just announced some military news regarding the Ukraine. Reports are that the Russian Navy has just captured a Ukrainian submarine and 3 canoes and the Russia...

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China Informs North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un It Has Had It With His Missile Antics

Funny story: China Informs North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un It Has Had It With His Missile Antics

HONG KONG - The Republic of China has just informed Kim Jong Un that they will no longer tolerate his constant shooting off of his wayward missiles. A representative for the Chinese government stated in no uncertain terms that China has had it wit...

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US Drone Already Planning World Domination

Funny story: US Drone Already Planning World Domination

They patrol the skies and fight the war on terror, however a Washington source believed to be from inside the Pentagon has said that at least one US drone has already been showing signs of disobedience towards its masters. The drone in question,...

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Plans To Shrink Size Of US Army Bad News For Soldiers But Good News For Midgets

Funny story: Plans To Shrink Size Of US Army Bad News For Soldiers But Good News For Midgets

Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel has called the for shrinking of the U.S. Army to its smallest size since 1940, among other cuts, drawing criticism that the drastic changes will hurt not only U.S. security but slightly annoy soldiers earmarked to be sh...

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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