Pope Francis Says That Al-Qaeda and The Taliban Both Need To Stop With Their Terrorist Ways

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 12 March 2014

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The pope said that the Taliban and Al-Qaeda members all need to get real jobs such as being a camel herder.

VATICAN CITY - The pope recently spoke to a group of tourists from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and he was asked how he liked being the pope.

Pope Francis smiled and said, "Well it pays the bills."

One elderly blue-haired lady asked him if he would say something regarding the rampant rise of the Taliban and Al-Qaeda operatives throughout the world.

He put down his bottle of wine and said that he hopes that the members of both groups realize that what they are doing is simply causing havoc, turmoil, and needless stress to the nice, clean, decent people of the world.

The pope added that there is no reason why every Al-Qaeda and Taliban member can't renounce being a friggin terrorist and get a real job such as a camel herder, a rug maker, or a landscaper.

He smiled and said that he will give all Taliban and Al-Qaeda members until April 1, to stop with all of this lawless B.S. that they seem to live for.

SIDENOTE: The Taliban could not be reached for a comment, but a representative for Al-Qaeda stated that the pope really needs to worry about the wine and cracker people overcharging the church and not worry about what the hell Al-Qaeda and The Taliban are doing

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