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Funny story: Evil Bactrian 'Goes Mental' At Camel Kisses Farm

Evil Bactrian 'Goes Mental' At Camel Kisses Farm

Wichita Fools, North Texarse - A two-hump camel's rutting season debut got off on the wrong hoof this weekend with the sudden trampling to death of stud staff. Keepers at the Camel Kisses Farm were fatally run down in a breeding pen by three year-...

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Funny story: Prince Charles shagged under-age camel in Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarter: report

Prince Charles shagged under-age camel in Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarter: report

Rub' al Khali, Saudi Arabia - Fossil remains recovered from the sand dunes have revealed the dromedary 'only ever had one hump' before bursting a blood vessel somewhere inside Charles' desert private quarters. This weekend news of the scandal saw...

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Funny story: Man with hump on his back registers for world famous camel race

Man with hump on his back registers for world famous camel race

A Mexican farmer named Chino Mendez has officially registered to compete in a Camel race at the world famous Al Marmoom Heritage Festival. Chino was born with a debilitating condition that means he has a large growth or hump on his back. He might...

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Funny story: Pope Francis Says That Al-Qaeda and The Taliban Both Need To Stop With Their Terrorist Ways

Pope Francis Says That Al-Qaeda and The Taliban Both Need To Stop With Their Terrorist Ways

VATICAN CITY - The pope recently spoke to a group of tourists from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and he was asked how he liked being the pope. Pope Francis smiled and said, "Well it pays the bills." One elderly blue-haired lady asked him if he would say...

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Funny story: Janet Jackson Wants Out of Her Marriage To Her Billionaire Hubby

Janet Jackson Wants Out of Her Marriage To Her Billionaire Hubby

BEVERLY HILLS - Michael Jackson's little sister Janet, who is now 47, has just announced to the Hollywood press that she is considering filing for divorce after only being married less than one year. Ms. Jackson's husband is the much younger Wassa...

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Funny story: U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

U.S. Camel Corps to Be Resurrected

BARSTOW, CALIFORNIA - Officers at Fort Irwin, home of the 11th Armored Cavalry Regiment, "Blackhorse Regiment", are busy resurrecting the U.S. Camel Corps. The U.S. Camel Corps, which operated in the desert Southwest in the 1800's, was an army exp...

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Funny story: A Blizzard Hits The Sahara Desert

A Blizzard Hits The Sahara Desert

SOUTHEASTERN, Algeria - Algeria's national weather agency has commented that as astounding as it seems, a full-blown blizzard has hit the Sahara Desert dumping 13 inches of snow on the sand. Reports are that it is the very first time that snow has...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda To Open Up A Training Center In Sweden

Al Qaeda To Open Up A Training Center In Sweden

KARBALA, Iraq - Word out of one of the Al Qaeda strongholds is that the terrorist group is planning on opening up a brand new training center. An inside source reported that Al Qaeda leader Ayman Al-Zawahiri, who succeeded Osama Bin Laden after hi...

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Funny story: Before His Death, Actor Peter O'Toole Admitted He Couldn't Face Another Christmas Watching Lawrence Of Arabia Repeats

Before His Death, Actor Peter O'Toole Admitted He Couldn't Face Another Christmas Watching Lawrence Of Arabia Repeats

LONDON, UK - Actor Peter O'Toole admitted that he'd go mad if he had to face another Christmas watching himself in Lawrence of Arabia. "Open presents, Christmas dinner, then sit down and find the only thing on tele is Lawrence of Arabia. What kin...

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Funny story: Child Camel Jockeys

Child Camel Jockeys

Child Camel Jockeys in United Arab Emirates of today and Chimney Sweepers in London of 18th century have both blood-chilling effects on the observer. Child-Camel-Jockey business in United Arab Emirates is an instance of appalling child abuse. Reports say these children are deprived of sleep and medication, beaten, tortured and sexually abused. They are either kidnapped or bought as slaves for t...

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Funny story: Heart Broken Doctor Returns Beloved Camel To Neighborhood Mosque

Heart Broken Doctor Returns Beloved Camel To Neighborhood Mosque

To the casual observer, it should not surprise anyone that after two weeks Dr. Billingsgate has given up on Islam. In his rejection of this religion embraced by a billion of followers, it wasn't the thought of losing the opportunity to frolic around...

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Funny story: Zoologist Studying Camel's Toes Say That They Are Neither For Urination Or Reproduction

Zoologist Studying Camel's Toes Say That They Are Neither For Urination Or Reproduction

Dr. Jason Hart, a Zoologist from Arkansas State University, said that he has worked at the Little Rock, Arkansas Zoo for the past year studying camels. His findings, to be released in a report in the Southern Journal of Critters N' Such, reveals that...

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Funny story: More From "Beyond The Hindu Kush" by Sir Mortimer Featherstonehaugh

More From "Beyond The Hindu Kush" by Sir Mortimer Featherstonehaugh

The camel is often called the ship of the desert, and not without reason. Few craft are able to attain the speed of a camel in full sail, amid the harsh environs of the deserts of the Asian interior, and a camel at anchor - her shuddering flanks agleam beneath a brick-red sky - is a noble sight to rank with anything to be spied in the watercolours of J M W Turner, the famous coloured water artist...

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Funny story: Mubarak Sends Obama Valentine Day's Camel

Mubarak Sends Obama Valentine Day's Camel

As is the custom in Egypt when returning favors, former Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak, bestowed on President Obama the reins to his beloved pet racing camel, Spigot. The speedy dromedary was twice Egyptian Grand Champion in the 10,000 meter i...

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Funny story: "Goodbye Joe, We Gotta Go, Me-O My-O" - The Death of Joe Camel

"Goodbye Joe, We Gotta Go, Me-O My-O" - The Death of Joe Camel

They had an open, Crush-Proof casket at Joe Camel's funeral last week. They tried to plump up his hump by stuffing it with rags but sadly, it had shriveled down to the size of a prune. One of those organic, non-sorbate ones. The wonderful lips, ordinarily flaccid and over to one side in Death, had regained their lifelike shape through the use of clever metal hoops. (1) Late nights in smokey clu...

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Funny story: Brand-Perry Marriage on Rocks Already After Camel Sex

Brand-Perry Marriage on Rocks Already After Camel Sex

Russell Brand and Katy Perry's marriage is already on the rocks, according to showbiz gossip websites, after Brand was caught having sex with one of the camels used in the ceremony. The news came just hours after the pair released a statement toge...

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Funny story: EPA Orders Semi Trucks to be Replaced by Camels

EPA Orders Semi Trucks to be Replaced by Camels

Due to environmental concerns and numerous safety violations, President Obama's Environmental Protection Agency has ordered that all semi-tractor trailers in the United States be sent to scrap yards where they will be melted down and recycled.

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