Los Angeles Gang Members Are Fighting The Taliban In Afghanistan

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 7 March 2014

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A member of the El Lay Toros Bravos gang who goes by the name of Las Orejas (The Ears).

LOS ANGELES - American Spotlight Magazine has just broke the story about members of an infamous Los Angeles gang fighting in Afghanistan against the Taliban.

Fitzwater Ribicoff, with ASM said that he was told by a member of the El Lay Toros Bravos gang that a dozen of their members were recruited to go and fight the Taliban overseas.

Ribicoff obtained the info from an inside source who goes by the nickname of Las Orejas (The Ears).

When the reporter asked who had recruited the dozen gang members Las Orejas pretended that he did not hear the question.

Las Orejas did say that each gang member was promised a salary of $10,000 a month (tax free) plus a fully loaded Chevrolet Impala Lowrider complete with expensive chandelier.

The 12 gang members make up an elite unit known as The Golden Warriors. They do not wear blue or red bandanas but instead they wear gold bandanas and are equipped with Russian-made AK-47's, Glock 9's, and Bulgarian bazookas.

SIDENOTE: American Spotlight Magazine called up the White House to speak to the president about the El Lay Toros Bravos but Mrs. Obama, who answered the phone, said that the president does not talk about things that he does not know anything about period.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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