Rome - A tongue-in-cheek remark has landed Pope Francis in a fine mess after outing himself in a gay marriage slip.
"Someone is gay," Pope Frankie said enigmatically.
"But he search for My Sweet Lord and has good willy...So who am I to fudge - eh, judge - guys?"
The words come ahead of Thursday's first anniversary of the old Argie deposing croaky German twat Pope Joseph Ratzinger who went AWOL from the job after going on the piss.
It's rumored the two Pontiffs actually sealed Papa Ratzi's abdication with a lovers' kiss and a 100-page prenup in a ceremony in the Catacombs conducted by the Queen.
Tonight as the usual quorum of altar boys tucks the Vicar of Rome into his duvet Pope Frankie the Argie feels a very lucky man.
I think the guy's name is Luigi.
And both men are using a condom.
