The Russian Warship RS Siberia Has Left Cuba

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 10 March 2014

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The RS Siberia Left Cuba fully loaded with all kinds of Cuban items.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden has informed the White House Press that the Russian warship the RS Siberia has just left Havana Harbor and is sailing back to Russia.

According to the Russian national news agency Vodkavich, the RS Siberia was sent to Cuba to monitor the movements of the Iranian warships which were conducting naval war games off the US coast.

An inside source with the Cuban government told National Focus Magazine that the RS Siberia left Havana Harbor after being loaded with a tremendous amount of Cuban cigars, Cuban sugar, Cuban rum, and 4,000 pounds of tortilla mix.

Meanwhile, a source inside the White House revealed that President Obama had told Vice-President Joe Biden off-the-record that it's a good thing that President Putin recalled the Siberia back to Russia because he was seriously thinking about sinking the SOB if it got within 13 miles of Florida.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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