NASA Tells Russia That If They Invade The Ukraine NASA Will Stop Supplying Them With Satellite Parts

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 8 March 2014

image for NASA Tells Russia That If They Invade The Ukraine NASA Will Stop Supplying Them With Satellite Parts
Russia has hundreds of orbiting satellites which could be affected if Russia invades the Ukraine.

HOUSTON - Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesman, told the Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center news media that they have sent a warning to President Putin of Russia.

Timmelfarb stated that if Putin invades the Ukraine then NASA will immediately terminate providing them with mechanical parts for their hundreds of orbiting satellites.

NASA has always had a great working relationship with the Russian Space Agency but that could all change with the issuing of an invasion order by the Kremlin leader.

The United States has already stopped importing Russian Vodka so if they stop sending satellite parts to the Russians they will be in a world of hurt.

SIDENOTE: Russia's Director of Computers Edward Snowden texted NASA and told them that they better think about what they have said because he has access to over 871,000 extremely top secret NASA documents regarding many of the top executives at the space agency.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more