OTTAWA, Canada - (Satire News) - The Canadian government has just sent their number one warship, the CS Justin Bieber to Ukraine to help in the war effort against the damn, invading Putin military. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, stated…
MOSCOW - Russia's national news agency, Vodkavich is reporting that President Putin was highly offended at the government of Vietnam for sending their warship the VS Mekong Mongoose up to the East Siberian Sea. Vodkavich wrote that Putin came very...
HO CHI MINH CITY, Vietnam - The government of Vietnam has just announced that its warship the VS Mekong Mongoose is now sailing off the coast of North Korea after spending some time up in the East Siberian Sea. The Mekong Mongoose was sailing off...
EAST SIBERIAN SEA - Russia is reporting that the Vietnamese warship the VS Mekong Mongoose has left the East Siberian Sea. The Vodkavich National News Agency stated that the Vietnamese vessel left as soon as President Putin issued a warning that i...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un remarked to members of the North Korean cabinet that what is good for the goose is good for the gander, tit for tat, and e pluribus unum. Some of the cabinet members got puzzled looks on their faces. The lea...
MOSCOW - Vodkavich, the official news agency of Russia, is reporting that the RS Serbia which had been in Cuba and was headed back to Russia has been diverted to sail off the North Korean coast. Reports are that the state-of-the-art warship is loa...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden has informed the White House Press that the Russian warship the RS Siberia has just left Havana Harbor and is sailing back to Russia. According to the Russian national news agency Vodkavich, the RS Siber...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United Nations is reporting that they have just received word from the Vietnamese government that they have deployed one of their warships The VS Mekong Mongoose towards the East Siberian Sea, located north of Russia. The U.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The White House has been burning the late night oil for the past few days. Press Secretary Cal Colfax has said that President Obama is not at all happy with the fact that an armed Russian warship the RS Siberia is anchored in th...
HAVANA, Cuba - President Raul Castro is thrilled to announce that he and President Putin have worked out a deal for Russia to buy Cuba's exquisite cigars. President Vladimir Putin is very excited at purchasing 1.2 million of Cuba's finest cigars t...
MOSCOW - The White House has expressed some concern over a Russian warship which was docked in Havana Harbor and is now off the Florida coast. White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax stated that he has been informed by the Russian government that t...
SIDERNO, Italy - Italy's El Vino News Agency is reporting that the townspeople of the coastal city of Siderno are not a happy group of folks these days. It seems that ever since an Iranian warship showed up off the coast a few days ago there has b...
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