Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 27 January 2014

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Kim Jong Un's tattoo artist working on the North Korean leader.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The leader of North Korea has just stated in The Pyongyang Press-Post that he is positively thrilled with his brand new tattoo.

The tattoo, which is a missile, was a gift from his favorite cousin Chung Fu Moo, Jr., who knew that his famous cousin would really like it.

The leader of North Korea proudly showed it off to his wife, his maids, his cooks, his masseuse, and his hair stylist.

Everyone liked it but the Press-Post reported that Mrs. Kim Jong Un really wasn't too happy with the ink art, but she did say that it made her husband look five years younger.

When Kim Jong Un was asked by a reporter for the Press-Post what he thought about his new tat, he smiled, raised his eyebrows, and said that the tattoo artist told him that it has been his experience that most attractive North Korean women love to see men with tattoos of weaponry such as missiles, rockets, grenade launchers, bazookas, and AK-47's.

SIDENOTE: Kim Jong Un's new tattoo is located on the small of his back, a location that most women who get tattoos usually choose.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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