North Korea Votes Dennis Rodman As The Most Popular Foreigner In The Country

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 10 January 2014

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Dennis says that one of his favorite North Korean dishes is Duckette and Watercress Pot Pie.

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency reports that Kim Jong Un is thrilled at the latest honor being bestowed on his best friend Dennis Rodman.

The former NBA star has just been named The Most Popular Foreigner In North Korea.

Kim Jong Un stated to The Rice Paddy that it just shows how well-loved Dennis Rodman is by the wonderfully happy people of North Korea.

Many residents of North Korea consider Rodman to be a superstar and the Dennis Rodman Bobblehead Doll is the biggest selling bobblehead doll in the history of the country; ah second to Kim Jong Un's Bobblehead Doll of course.

When the 6-foot-7-inch former pro basketball player was informed of his award, he got a little teary-eyed and said that he considers the people of North Korea to be his family.

He noted that yes, he is way, way taller than everyone in the country but he still feels that deep down inside he is North Korean.

Rodman proudly added that he was able to master the art of using chopsticks perfectly within eight seconds.

SIDENOTE: Dennis Rodman recently told Piers Morgan on Piers Morgan Tonight that he would love to have a North Korean girlfriend or four.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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