Dennis Rodman Checks Himself Into A Rehab Clinic

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 19 January 2014

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Dennis shown at a Halloween costume party this past year.

NEW YORK CITY - The worldwide traveling former NBA star Dennis Rodman has finally returned back to American soil after his trip to North Korea.

And Dennis surprised everyone as he immediately checked himself into The Henry & Betty Ford Rehab Clinic.

Rodman expressed to the news media that he has to do something about his addiction to tattoos, facial piercings, and sarcasm.

The man whom North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un considers to be his BFF said he hopes to cure at least two of his addictions by Valentine's Day and the third one shortly thereafter.

Kim Jong Un has expressed great concern for his very close friend and he has even said that he will personally pay for the cost of Rodman's rehab stay.

SIDENOTE: Dennis revealed to the news media that he has not worn women's clothes in over two months so he knows that crossdressing is not an issue at this time.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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