Anderson Cooper Hints That He May Not Be Gay Anymore

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 9 September 2013

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Cooper (R) revealed that he has not visited a gay club in over 8 days. (Photo provided by Adam Lambert).

NEW YORK CITY - Anderson Cooper has come out and revealed that he has really been having a lot of second thoughts about a lot of things lately.

He recently told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that he now thinks that he may not be gay anymore.

When asked why he felt that way, he replied that the other day he saw a photo of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue model Kate Upton in a very skimpy pink swimsuit.

He giggled when he told Miss Chipotle that all of a sudden as he was looking at the photo he noticed a funny little feeling in the crotch region of his pants.

He said he looked down and he could not believe what he saw. He was too shy to explain what he saw, but he did say that it rhymes with the word goody.

Anderson said that at first he thought that maybe it was just a fluke. But then the next day he had the same exact reaction when he saw a commercial with the lasciviously sexy Sofia Vergara who was wearing a pair of Daisy Duke shorts shorts and a Pepsi halter top.

Cooper told Miss Chipotle that he has never been this confused about his gender orientation and he plans to talk to his good friend Clay Aiken of American Idol fame about it.

SIDENOTE: Anderson did tell Miss Chipotle that he still likes to sew, watch soap operas, and drink Kiwi Daiquiris.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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