Taylor Swift Scoffs At The Lesbian Rumors Saying They're So Gay

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 6 September 2013

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Taylor has said that her very first lead guitar player Nicki Nichols was gay. (Photo courtesy of Clay Aiken).

MEMPHIS - Taylor Swift has said that she has pretty much been accused of many things, but up until now she has never been accused of being a lesbianite.

The country singer giggled as she talked to Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk about the recent rumor that apparently started in San Francisco regarding her and one of her fans.

Swift said that the rumor started after she was seen hugging one of her biggest fans after she had performed at San Francisco's Ipso Facto Coliseum.

Taylor noted that the fan identified as Misty Zelinsky, 19, of Sausalito, is an avowed lesbianite.

So apparently someone saw them hugging and they put one and one together and they got three.

Swift said that she did not even know that Misty was gay until afterwards when she was told by Misty's girlfriend Wendolyn Warketti, 28.

Taylor told Miss Chipotle that she has learned to let those types of rumors roll off of her like water off a duck's back.

The 23-year-old blonde country singer then grinned and said that she has never even thought about being gay and adds that just the thought of her being gay is so gay.

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