Katie Price and Peter Andre reunite to solve Syrian Crisis

Written by IainB

Tuesday, 27 August 2013

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Syria - worth fighting for

Z-List celebrities Katie Price (aka, ironically, Jordan) and Peter Andre have reunited for the first time to help solve the Syrian Crisis.

The bimbo and the Aussie have been flown to the war-torn Middle Eastern country in an effort to ease tensions between Syria and it's neighbours.

Initially, Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones was asked to go in and solve the crisis, as he has already ingested just about every chemical known to man, and is now immune to the chemical weapons being used by Syrian prime-minister Wael Nader Al-Halqi. However, he claimed to have a head cold and couldn't go.

"Sudofed just won't touch it any more," said the ageing rocker.

Thus the UN have called upon Price and Andre to help calm tensions across the region, and they are only too happy to help.

"We're glad to go," said Peter Andre. "Even if it means I have to spend time with Katie, I'll go for the children who are being devastated by the actions of a teetering government. I have arranged for Katie and myself to put on a peace conference in which I will sing, and she will read from her latest children's book."

If scaring the nation to death doesn't work, the the UN may have to call on a whole gamut of Z-Listers. The queue of celebrities desperate to go include Kerry Katona, Joe Pasquale and Christopher Biggins, reading like a who's who of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.

"I don't really understand all the politics," said Katie Price. "All I know is that all this Syrian stuff is filling up the news channels and newspapers, so there's no space for me."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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