Twitter down for cleaning of Aspartame Boy's Tweets

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Thursday, 26 July 2012

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Oh crap. I reTweeted Aspartame Boy. Now I'm in trouble.

The Cloud - Twitter insiders confided today that Twitter had to be taken down to remove all Tweets Tweeted by Aspartame Boy.

In a confidential exchange of information, or so they thought, it was confided that Aspartame Boy's Tweets were deemed too true and too embarrassing for the "powers that be", as heard on Obama's hot mic recently. See my tweets for details.

The Tweets were so true, so verifiable, and so nasty, that they were like aspartame on the brain. Very bad for the health of the organism. Of course, aspartame is the method chosen to cull the herd. How ironic that it also illuminates the items currently hiding under rocks.

It may take a while to clean since they went viral. Sorry about that.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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