Heroic Custodian Kills Osama Bin Laden

Funny story written by Alexf505

Monday, 2 May 2011

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David mopping a floor last year

After ten years of hiding, Al Qaeda leader, Osama Bin Laden, was pronounced dead yesterday night. Many of Americans are excited with joy.

David Parker, 56, is credited for the death of Osama Bin Laden. David was working as a custodian in Pakistan which was a new project for a new group called "Custodians Without Borders."

David was mopping up the floor of the compound that he did not know was owned by Al Qaeda. After mopping up the floor David went to the bathroom; while he was in the bathroom, Osama Bin Laden entered the hallway to retrieve his coat from his office, but did not realize that the floor was wet. Osama made it halfway down the hallway when he suddenly slipped and cut his head open.

David Parker found Osama on the ground and instantly called emergency officials who later explained to David that he killed Osama Bin Laden who was one of the most-wanted terrorist on Earth.

According to David, he felt bad at first; but, once he was told who it was, he instantly felt better about his actions. "At first, I was upset and felt guilty that I forgot to lay down the wet-floor sign, but now I just don't feel any guilt." - David

Obama praised the heroic custodian by offering him a key to the White House and a job as the Presidential Custodian.

David is also expected to receive the Nobel Peace Prize, and is expected to attend a parade that the citizens of Pakistan are throwing for him.

When asked "what he will do now", David told reporters that he just wants to go his home in Georgia and rest for a bit.

Will Al Qaeda fall apart now? Will the war be over? These are many questions in the minds of Americans; but one thing is for sure, Americans can now sleep at ease knowing that one heroic custodian killed Osama Bin Laden.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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