Written by queen mudder

Monday, 2 May 2011

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Burued at sea...with half a ton of semtex and industrial detonators..

Los Angeles - "Relax, guys, it was a lead-lined coffin!" the Santa Catalina police chief commented today amid reports of Osama Bin Laden's marine burial.

Apparently CIA morticians buried the butcher with half a ton of semtex in a deep-sea send off 'somewhere in the Java Trench'.

The 30,000ft underwater ravine is such a Pentagon firm favorite it's been dubbed a 'Rogues' Arlington' if reports of previous internments are to be believed.

Meanwhile in Southern California beach-side residents' tsunami fears are being downplayed - despite Japanese flotsam's regular appearance.

A US Geological Survey seismic watch team said today there was zero chance of Bin Laden's body bits surfacing anywhere along the US west coast.

Avalon-bound honeymooners can breathe a sigh of relief.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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