Islamabad, Pakistan - The Daily World Bulletin Report is reporting that Osama Bin Laden was found living outside Islamabad, Pakistan in a women's retirement home.
After a brief fire-fight, the body of the leader of Al Qaeda was found with false eyelashes, finger nails, make-up, and wearing a blue, full length dress.
Because of the nature of the way he was found, military personnel were initially not sure if it was in fact him. DNA testing was used to confirm the identity.
"I felt bad when we killed him at first because I thought we killed an old lady." stated one of the soldiers of the team who went in to kill him. "I'm not feeling too bad now!" he said with a big grin on his face.
When asked for a comment, former President George W. Bush stated, "Suck it Osama!"
