Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene Throw In The Towel

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 19 March 2011

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The two Venice Beach chairs that Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene were sitting in before they both got mad and left.

VENICE BEACH - Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene, who had been a couple since June of last year have reportedly called it quits.

The couple was recently seen relaxing down at Venice Beach and an unnamed beach goer stated to a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk that she saw an upset Ashley pick up her beach towel and literally toss it in Joe's face.

Joe reportedly responded by picking up his beach towel and throwing it in Ashley's face.

Many of the beach goers saw their childish antics and began booing the couple. One unidentified individual reportedly went up to Joe and Ashley and suggested that maybe the two needed to take a nap.

Another beach goer told the 'towel-tossing' couple that he would gladly go over to a nearby McDonald's and bring them each back a "Happy Meal."

An embarrassed Joe and Ashley both stood up and walked toward Joe's truck. He apparently made an unkind remark to her, because she angrily walked away from his truck and towards the bus stop.

A city bus arrived two minutes later and she got on. An unidentified homeless woman that was standing on the corner stated that she could see that Ashley was very upset as she was having trouble hitting the keys on her cell phone due to the crocodile tears in her eyes as well as the sand on her hands.

Joe meanwhile drove off in his Toyota Tundra truck and no doubt headed over to his favorite restaurant Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos.

Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that as of now the beach movie in which Joe and Ashley were to have filmed with Frankie Avalon titled 'Beach Blanket Weenie Roast' will probably either be postponed or cancelled altogether.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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