Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 28 February 2011

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Let Them Eat Pond Scum

Like Marie Antoinette, Barack Obama showed his disdain for the plight of the common man today by dismissing any thought he might have of making the USA less vulnerable to rising oil prices by opening up drilling in Alaska and in the Gulf.

When asked today if it bothers him that Americans already suffering from the current recession are now forced to do without food in order to drive their cars and heat their homes, he smirked and said that, "He was not born in Kenya to solve problems of those of peasant birth. Let them eat pond scum."

"Now would you like to see some slides of the wife and kids eating shortribs at this fabulous restaurant in Vail?"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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