Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 17 March 2011

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A photo of Wilmer Valderrama's truck which his grandmother bought him for his 30th birthday.

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato, who spent three months in a rehab clinic, has admitted that the rumor about her and Wilmer Valderrama dating is in fact true.

Lovato said that she wanted to hide the fact from her ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas because she was so afraid that Joey would become insanely jealous and go ballistic whenever he found out.

The Los Angeles Watchdog Witnesser's Columbus Tiffbottom was the first reporter to inform (Joe) Jonas about the Lovato-Valderrama relationship.

Tiffbottom said that Jonas smiled and said that he was happy for the two and pointed out that he knows Wilmer will be especially happy with Demi since she has an extremely long tongue that she uses to a hell of an advantage when French kissing.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Demi is in fact blessed with an exceptionally long tongue and that is the reason why Lovato's close friends call her "La Lengua" Lovato, "The Tongue" Lovato.]

Demi recently spoke with Papaya Ruckusgarden of Tittle Tattle Tonight and was asked if she did not feel that the eleven year age difference between the two would be an issue.

Lovato who is 18 giggled and said that her and Wilmer, who is 31, have talked about that very fact. She pointed out that even though she is 18, she actually feels like she is 25, and that he has told her that even though he is 31, he actually feels like he is 25, so therefore in essence both are really the same age.

Wilmer has dated several high profile celebrities including Mila Kunis, Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson, and Avril Lavigne. But he was quick to add that none of them can match Lovato when it comes to tongue size.

Demi and Wilmer are planning on taking a trip down to Cabo San Lucas and spending an entire week on the beach, eating macho nachos and washing them down with Jose Cuervo Tequila for him and Virgin Avocado Margaritas for her.

The hit song which Demi Lovato recorded last year with Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez, "I Can Giggle And Wiggle And Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle" has just been named Minnesota's Number One Most Popular Song of All Time.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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