A Top Canadian Miltary Man Erased From the Face of the Earth MOSTLY true story

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Saturday, 20 November 2010

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Proud to be Canadian (citizen!)

A top Canadian Military man has been erased as only the Canadians know how to do.

This despicable person was allowed to wear his uniform by day, command troops and pick up a huge pay check whilst sexually assaulting and even killing women, by night.

This went on for years as he smiled at cameras and gave amazing interviews to the delight of all who looked up to him.

BUT as the saying goes "The Mounties always get their man!" and true to form, they got him and they got him good.

A sadistic sexual offender and murderer is now behind bars.

When interviewed he is quoted as saying, in between sobs,

"It wasn't enough that they threw me out of the military, erased my military record and put me behind bars, sniff, sniffbut they burned my uniform at the base too.
Now that's going a bit TOO far. That's cruel and unusual punishment as far as I am concerned. I loved wearing that uniform. I was proud to wear that uniform. Now it's GONE..SOB! SOB!"

Rumour has it that he is planning to make a new uniform - by hand - from prison blankets. He's been watching black and white World War II movies to see how it's done.

If he can get away with murder for years, the making of a uniform should be a breeze.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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