DETROIT - Kid Rock has remarked to a reporter for The Detroit Morning Manifold newspaper that he is surprised that Aerosmith lead singer Steven Tyler agreed to take the American Idol judge's slot vacated by Simon "The Sultan of Sarcasm" Cowell.
Kid Rock said that Tyler's career will now go down the drain and his band may just end up hiring a new frontman.
Tyler, who is 62, was asked to comment on Kid Rock's comment and he just stuck out his tongue and said that Kid Rock needs to cut back on his whiskey drinking and substance abuse and start paying attention to getting the lyrics right to his third rate, hip hop, rat's ass, rap songs.
The Aerosmith frontman then added that a white punk like Kid Rock singing rap music makes about as much sense as 98-year-old Joan Rivers modeling a Victoria's Secret bikini thong.
Steven pointed out that he had recently talked to Kid Rock's ex-wife Pamela Anderson, and that she had confided to him that Lady Gaga has more between her legs than Rocky boy does.
Kid Rock was told about Tyler's comment and he put down his bottle of Jim Bean and his (blank) and said that Steven's lips are so big that if he were to kiss Niecy Nash their lips would probably lock up and they would need a crowbar to pry them loose.
Ryan Seacrest, who is the host on American Idol, said that he has never liked Kid Rock for several reasons. One, he wears hats that look like they were designed by hat makers on LSD. Two his clothes always look like he has slept in them for five days, and three, he tries so hard to be an African-American, but it just does not work because he can't run, he can't jump, he can't dunk, and he can't stand around and grab at his pecker while carrying on a conversation.
In other news. Nancy Pelosi said that the rumor about her being groped at a Santa Monica Jack-in-The-Box by Charlie Sheen is utterly false.