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Funny story: American Idol Crowns 'Just Sam' the 2020 Winner!

American Idol Crowns 'Just Sam' the 2020 Winner!

HOLLYWOOD – Twenty-year-old former New York City subway singer 'Just Sam' has just been named the 2020 American Idol winner. One of the songs she sang was the Roberta Flack classic “Hey, Bro, Don’t Cha Be Touchin’ My Booty, Lessen You Wanna Get Yo...

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Funny story: American Idol – And Then There Were Only 7

American Idol – And Then There Were Only 7

HOLLYWOOD – This week’s show had more tears than Nicki Minag has butt cells. The singers all sang songs honoring their mothers on Mothers Day. Julia Gargoyle sang an old Temptations song, “My Mama She Done Gets Me - You Know What I’m Saying?”...

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Funny story: American Idol is Now Down to the Top 10 Singers

American Idol is Now Down to the Top 10 Singers

HOLLYWOOD – Tahiti Zeppelin, with Hollywood Hors D’oeuvres, reported that the very pregnant Katy Perry appeared on American Idol dressed as a roll of toilet paper. She pointed out that Ryan Seacrest, Luke Bryan, and Lionel Richie all quickly fire...

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Funny story: American Idol’s “Sing-at-Home” Show Was a Tremendous Success

American Idol’s “Sing-at-Home” Show Was a Tremendous Success

HOLLYWOOD – The producers of American Idol are high-fiving each other, as their idea to have all 20 singers perform in the privacy of their own homes hit it out of the ballpark. The show’s host, Ryan Seacrest, said he was amazed at how smoothly th...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Reveals A Big Secret

Katy Perry Reveals A Big Secret

MILWAUKEE, Wisconsin – Pop star Katy Perry performed to a standing-room-only audience at Milwaukee’s Beer Suds Arena. After doing an hour-and-twenty-minute show, she told the audience that she had some good news. “Trump has been kidnapped?” One o...

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Funny story: 'American Idol' Becomes Proving Ground for Future Politicians After Aiken Congressional Run

'American Idol' Becomes Proving Ground for Future Politicians After Aiken Congressional Run

Los Angeles - Ryan Seacrest announced this morning that, due to former American Idol finalist Clay Aiken's close results in his bid to win a congressional seat in North Carolina, the show would transition to a clearinghouse for all future politic...

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Funny story: Ryan Seacrest of American Idol and Demi Lovato Respond To The Romance Rumors

Ryan Seacrest of American Idol and Demi Lovato Respond To The Romance Rumors

HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that Ryan Seacrest has always been very fond of pop singer Demi Lovato. The American Idol host recently had her appear on his show as a guest judge and the fans loved her. Seacrest was thrilled since the LaLaLand rum...

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Funny story: Harry Connick Jr. Says If He Wasn't Married He Would Take Jennifer Lopez Away From Casper Smart In A New York Minute

Harry Connick Jr. Says If He Wasn't Married He Would Take Jennifer Lopez Away From Casper Smart In A New York Minute

HOLLYWOOD - Harry Connick Jr. talked with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk and told her that he is having a great time being a judge on this season's edition of American Idol. He noted that he loves the heck out of getting to sit next to t...

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Funny story: Obama offers Taliban chance of winning cuddly toys

Obama offers Taliban chance of winning cuddly toys

D.C.- President Obama yesterday confirmed that a selection of cuddly toys will be deployed in Afghanistan from next week as the U.S. attempts to limit drone strikes which have claimed an unacceptably high level of civilian casualties. "We thought th...

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Funny story: Gummy Bear Sales Skyrocket Thanks To American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick, Jr.

Gummy Bear Sales Skyrocket Thanks To American Idol Judges Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick, Jr.

LOS ANGELES - The executives at Haribo cannot believe the sudden surge in sales of Gummy Bears. The small fruit gum candy got a huge boost when American Idol judge Keith Urban gave Harry Connick, Jr. a huge blue Gummy Bear during the live results...

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Funny story: American Idol Sends Majesty Rose Back To North Carolina

American Idol Sends Majesty Rose Back To North Carolina

HOLLYWOOD - Well finally two of the remaining 9 American Idol contestants stepped it up and showed that they are the ones to be reckoned with. Caleb Johnson the resident rock and roller from North Carolina got the audience on their feet with a fab...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez Talks About Her Lip Syncing Performance On American Idol

Jennifer Lopez Talks About Her Lip Syncing Performance On American Idol

HOLLYWOOD - J.Lo showed that she still has the moves and can get down with the younger girls, but a lot of her fans were a bit disappointed in the American Idol judge. Lopez sang her latest single "I Luh Ya Papi" on the show but as pretty much any...

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Funny story: CNN Is Tossing Around Ryan Seacrest's Name As A Possible Replacement For Piers Morgan

CNN Is Tossing Around Ryan Seacrest's Name As A Possible Replacement For Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Word filtering out of the executive offices at CNN is that the host of American Idol is being touted as a possible choice to take over for Piers Morgan whose show Piers Morgan Live will soon ride off into the news talk show sunset.

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Funny story: American Idol's Emily Piriz Going Back Home To The Plywood State (Florida)

American Idol's Emily Piriz Going Back Home To The Plywood State (Florida)

HOLLYWOOD - The three American Idol judges, Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick, Jr., all stated at the start of the elimination show that they are getting harsher with their critiques because the producers have told them they have to in o...

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Funny story: American Idol - Rock & Roller Caleb Johnson Is The Early Odds On Favorite

American Idol - Rock & Roller Caleb Johnson Is The Early Odds On Favorite

HOLLYWOOD - This year's Top 12 contestants on American Idol are not causing the fan frenzy that past Top 12 contestants from previous years have. The judges, Jennifer Lopez, Keith Urban, and Harry Connick, Jr., are getting a little more harsher in...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

Miley Cyrus Says She Will Twerk For Bucks To Aid Those Affected By Winter Snow Storm Titan

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus had dinner with her good friend Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest, host of American Idol at The Barbed Wire Barbecue Diner in West Hollywood. She told him that she wanted to do a benefit to help out the people who have been affe...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez' Boyfriend Is Jealous of Harry Connick, Jr.

Jennifer Lopez' Boyfriend Is Jealous of Harry Connick, Jr.

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of the halls of American Idol is that J.Lo's boy toy Casper Smart is extremely jealous of the close friendship that Jennifer has developed with fellow judge Harry Connick, Jr. Smart has told J.Lo that he does not apprec...

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