Sex Problems On Their Honeymoon For 450-Pound Man, 425-Pound Bride

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Thursday, 14 October 2010


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The fire department was called out to the Higgensville Hotel in Birmingham, Alabama last night as the combined weight of a nearly 900-pound couple had caused their first sex thrust on their wedding night to go through the floor and land on a couple also attempting to "couple" on the floor below.

"We had to get the 'Jaws Of Life' to get that poor couple out from under there", stated fireman Randy Eller. "I don't think either were hurt seriously except for the overhead light fixture going up Mr. Sander's wazoo. He'll have to see a specialist. We just left it as it was."

Meanwhile the hotel's owner was busy screaming and firing the night manager for placing the two heavyweights on the SECOND floor.

"That idiot. She had on her wedding gown when she came in. He should have knowed better than to have did such a thing. Now they'll all sue us sure as the rain water will wet us!"

Meanwhile, the newly married couple were tangled up in two different beds with Harley Holcomb saying his privates were stuck.

"Well I can tell you exactly where they are!", yelled Mrs. Sanders. "And would you kindly remove them?"

"Then what's in me", asked the blushing bride, Hida Holcomb."

"I think that's Mr. Sander's foot!"

Although it took an hour and a half, everyone was finally taken to the local hospital, Mr. & Mrs. Holcomb on the flat bed of a 24-wheeler.

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