Written by Jaggedone

Thursday, 30 September 2010

image for UK Sex Doggers hanging their "balls" out are to be stopped by real bulls!
Cojones and raging bulls what ever next? Who needs the police?

A notorious lay-by (which they often do) in Puttenham, UK, where doggers (for our US readers = lay-by in the open for sex-starved illicit doggers!) search for all types of sex is causing much anger amongst local residents.

Even school kiddies are being exposed to couples (of all sexual fraternities) bunking off in the lay-by or in the field next door, shocking!

The local council have decided to grab the "bulls" by the horns and have released several snorting, raging wild bulls in the field in an attempt to stop the couples hanging out their 'balls' (amongst other things).

One local resident who sees "red" every day, Penelope Voyeur-Peepbehindthecurtains-Smith said:

"Its outrageous what some people do and I watch it every day?"

"Hopefully these bulls will rid our wonderful village of these 'horny' perverts and they can continue their sex games in another village?"

As for the bulls themsleves, well they enjoy a bit of slap and tickle themselves and are hoping that a few "horny-less" moo cows will join them!

Hopefully the local council didn't forget that the bulls might attract a few "pervy doggers" who enjoy a bit of beef now and then!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Dogging

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