Written by Skoob1999

Wednesday, 29 September 2010

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Sign Here - Sex-Contracts - All The Rage In Hollywood

Following recent revelations that Myleene Klass was offered a legally binding 'sex-contract' by an unnamed Hollywood A-Lister, Skoob Entertainment News can go one better than that.

We can exclusively reveal that Scottish songbird Susan Boyle, who performed recently for His Holiness The Pope, last week received a similar offer of a sex-contract from a Hollywood A-Lister.

And we name and shame him!

Mister Magoo 112, of Mulholland Drive, Hollywood offered Susan Boyle a sex-contract in a Hollywood club, The Sleazeball Lounge.

It is alleged that Magoo enlisted his henchman, Waldo, to approach Boyle with the sex-contract offer.

Ms Boyle, who according to reports has never actually been snogged apparently told the old man to 'go away and fiddle wi' yersel' ye awfy auld bass.'

According to reports, Magoo then had Waldo offer the exact same contract to Joan Rivers, who also declined. He then left the club, chuckling.

When Skoob Entertainment News confronted Magoo on his own front doorstep demanding to know what he thought he was bloody well playing at, Magoo responded:

"Is there anybody there? Is that you Waldo?"

More as we get it.

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