He was dubbed Britain's worst father after successfully inserting his penis into seven separate fat lasses with low self esteem and ejaculating, which resulted in seven more mouths to feed and drain the national purse.
He then found an eighth willing victim who let him do the same, despite knowing his past. After fathering eight children by eight mothers, you would think this might have done enough to put women off him for life.
There is now a ninth and tenth on the way and rumours of a further four from several other portly girls, all who have lovely nails though.
The unemployed chav who is single scrotumly responsible for this explosion of unemployed babies, has brought joy to the hearts of dozens of otherwise unwanted, wanton wayward wannabe wives or girlfriends and claims he met many of the willing sperm repositories at bus stops and bus stations, and says it is 'easy' to find women this way.
His latest victim, Danielle, said 'I'm pregnant with his child and we're starting a family together,' she continued. 'He's had a bad past but people have to forget about that and give him a second chance. I love him to bits.
Well, fifteenth times the charm.'
The shiftless scrotal spadroon swinger, who has sired sundry sprouts from sixteen separate sows, has had his explicit exploits enumerated and inserted into posterity by the world record people, due to the shear avalanche of offspring within such a short time span.
Do we hear the sound of gauntlet being thrown down?