Written by SpoofyDoofy

Tuesday, 12 October 2010

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The dildo has been recycled into a plastic hammer for sentencing purposes!!

Louisville, UNITED STATES: In the land of the free Louisville Metro Police spotted a Louisville male, strolling about the place with a large bulge in his pants.

Officers stopped the Louisville man and patted him down. They discovered the huge plastic penis and lubricants. According to arrest records, the officer felt that Spahic was a danger to himself and the public.

The Louisville man is now facing public intoxication charges after police said they found him walking down South Third Street with an 18-inch sex toy in his pants.

According to arrest records, a Louisville Metro Police officer saw the 26 year old Louisville man, walking with a large bulge coming from the waistband of his pants around 1:20 a.m. Friday morning.

The officer said the Louisville man was wearing sunglasses and had his hands wrapped tightly around his body, as if he was holding a large object in his jacket. According to arrest records, the officer patted the Louisville man down for weapons and found an 18-inch sex toy and lubricants. Police said the Louisville man was shouting obscenities, said that everyone was going to die and that he was a wolverine.

Police also said the Louisville man had "pinpoint pupils." According to arrest records, the officer felt that the Louisville man was a danger to himself and the public. Louisville man is charged with public intoxication and second-degree disorderly conduct'

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