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Funny story: "Stimulus Package" is Favored to Win The 147th Running of The Kentucky Derby

"Stimulus Package" is Favored to Win The 147th Running of The Kentucky Derby

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky – (Sports Satire) - According to several highly-respected horse racing pundits, the horse that is the odds-on-favorite to win this year’s Kentucky Derby is Stimulus Package. The three-year-old thoroughbred is co-owned by LeBr…

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Funny story: The Kentucky Derby Favorite Comes in 2nd

The Kentucky Derby Favorite Comes in 2nd

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Sports Satire) – The 146th running of the most famous horse race in the world finally went off after months of delays. The normal crowd of 23,000 was reduced to 17, due to the Coronapalooza pandemic and the fact that ticket…

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Funny story: New Madrid Fault Could Cut U.S. Into Two Countries West & East!

New Madrid Fault Could Cut U.S. Into Two Countries West & East!

If the New Madrid fault caused another earthquake as it did a couple hundred years ago, it could cut the United States into two regions. "I know it sounds weird but that is what nearly happened two hundred years ago and it's overdue for it to happ...

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Funny story: Israel Accuses China Of Selling Cheap Rocks to PLO

Israel Accuses China Of Selling Cheap Rocks to PLO

A spokesman from Israel today told the United Nations that the Chinese are winding up with much of the money sent to help the PLO have food and necessities. China is using child labor to make solid round but lighter-weight but lethal stones and se...

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Funny story: Naked Man Stuns Crowd at U. of Louisville Basketball Game

Naked Man Stuns Crowd at U. of Louisville Basketball Game

The game was beginning to get boring with the World Champion Louisville Cardinals with a 32 point lead just after the half, against Transylvania College (in Lexington). But early in the second half things got interesting. A naked man suddenly ran...

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Funny story: Toxic Cloud Release After Epic Taco Eating Contest

Toxic Cloud Release After Epic Taco Eating Contest

A noxious cloud of methane laced bowel gas was released in Louisville during business hours.It appears that a greenish brown cloud wafted out of the Burritos as Big As Your Head restaurant and into a nearby clothing store, sources at the scene say.

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Funny story: Epic Battle With Transmission Pan Gets Nearly Out of Hand

Epic Battle With Transmission Pan Gets Nearly Out of Hand

One unlucky Louisville man nearly found himself regretting the day he bought that cheap Mustang from an area dealership. It all started when he ordered a transmission pan from a retailer. The pan arrived without incident, and his troubles did...

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Funny story: The Kentucky Derby Could Be Moving To Detroit

The Kentucky Derby Could Be Moving To Detroit

DETROIT - President Obama has just informed the mayor of Detroit that there is a very strong possibility that the famed Kentucky Derby could be moving from Louisville, Kentucky to Detroit, Michigan in 2015. The president told the mayor that the re...

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Funny story: 18-inch sex toy found in arrested man's pants!

18-inch sex toy found in arrested man's pants!

Louisville, UNITED STATES: In the land of the free Louisville Metro Police spotted a Louisville male, strolling about the place with a large bulge in his pants. Officers stopped the Louisville man and patted him down. They discovered the huge...

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Funny story: Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

Colonel Sanders Finally Promoted!

There was joy unconfined today on the streets of Kentucky's largest city, as news of the state's most famous resident's promotion to General leaked out. Early this morning, in a specially arranged news conference, Major Ed O'Hanlon, CEO and larges...

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