President Obama Invites Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan To Visit The White House

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 10 September 2010

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Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have been invited by President Obama to visit the White House.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has stated that he has invited Hollywood celebs Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to visit him and his wife, the "First Mama" at the White House.

The president said that he is really concerned with the way things have been going for both girls and he wants to talk to them about turning their lives around and becoming role models for the young white girls of America.

President Obama said that it has been quite a while since that particular group has had anyone to look up to. He pointed out that Taylor Swift is an excellent role model but sadly she is the only one that stands out.

He said that young black girls have wholesome women such as Beyonce, Alicia Keys, and Rihanna to look up to but that is not the case for the white girls of America.

The president wants to ask both Paris and Lindsay to please change their devil-may-care ways before it is too late and they both end up in prison for a lot longer than just three days or 14 days.

He noted that in Hilton's latest case involving cocaine she could end up going to prison for up to five years. He informed Miss Hilton that it is his understanding that a deal may be worked out where the cocaine possession charges are reduced down to simple third degree jaywalking.

Mrs. Obama will tell both Miss Hilton and Miss Lohan that even though they are both white girls they would like for their two little girls Malia and Sasha to look up to them and to say that one day they would like to be famous like them for really doing nothing at all.

SIDENOTE: The president also invited Taylor Swift to attend the White House get together, but she kindly refused saying that she did not want to even be in the same room with the two out-of-control skanks Hilton or Lohan.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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