Crazy John McCain was mightily salivating at the thought of a nude Sarah Palin. He told reporters gathered in his hometown:
"She may say she's a Mama Grizzly but I picked her as my running mate because I thought she was a foxy vixen and I dreamed of the day she would press her body against mine to save this great land of ours".
The goofy grinning geriatric geezer was in town to receive his high school diploma.
He plans to 'run for President in 2010' saying he 'learned a lot' from the 2008 campaign.
When reminded that the Presidential race is every 4 years, he paused to count on his gnarly fingers then grinned, flashed his thumbs at the graduating class and croaked:
"Well whaddaya know - you learn something new every day. Told ya I wasn't good at numbers!"
With Crazy John learning 'rithmetic on his fingers and a retired Dubya Bush learning readin' n ritin the Republican Party says its average IQ "appears to be risin".