WASILLA, Alaska - The young man who says he will be the next mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, Levi Johnston says that he has an interesting secret to reveal.
Johnston, the ex-future son-in-law of the ex-governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, says that when he was living in the Palin home with the mother of his baby Bristol Palin he saw and heard things that could literally fill a 'tell-all' book.
Levi said that Todd Palin, Sarah's husband spends more time on his snowmobiles than he does on The Wilderness Wench, as Levi says Todd calls his wife behind her back.
Johnston who earlier this year dated the star of My Life on The D List, Kathy "The Red Cougar" Griffin, noted that many times he saw Bristol's mommy sitting in the living room wearing nothing but string bikini panties, a bra, and polar bear shaped house shoes.
He noted that on several occasions, Mrs. Palin would dose off and Levi could clearly see three tattoos that the woman who ran for vice-president on the GOP presidential ticket had on her body.
Levi said that the first tattoo was on her upper left thigh and it was a tattoo of a moose fighting with a reindeer. Palin had a tattoo on her right upper thigh of a male caribou mating with a female caribou. And she had a tattoo of a salmon swimming south on her bikini line.
Johnston said that Bristol confided to him one time that her mother also had a tattoo of an Eskimo riding an adult elk. He said that he had never seen it, but Bristy told him that it was located on her right bun.
Levi was asked on several occasions if the rumors of Todd Palin having an affair with his salmon fishing guide Nanicka Zapalicka were true. He just smiled and said that Todd had told him all about Nanny and that he had sworn him to secrecy on a hockey puck.
[EDITOR'S NOTE: When two Alaskan males make a promise while holding a hockey puck, there is no greater male bond than that anywhere in the entire world. The only thing that Levi would reveal is that several times he told Todd that he would trade him his "Red Cougar" for his "Eskimo Doll" anytime.]