Levi Johnston & Bristol Palin have finally reached a custody pact over son Tripp. Both pinkie-swore to abide by the following points:
- like, not say mean and nasty things about each other unless the other party totally-totally agreed
- like, not allow Sarah Palin to shamelessly use Tripp pretendin' that she (Sarah) was like such a great mom....krrrrhhhhhh - NOT!
- if either party like, decided to pose in the nude - the other party would be consulted to like, join in the nude picture so a "united" nude front could be presented and Sarah couldn't get her hands on the money
- not like, OK - make such big deal about like Levi's other pregnant girl-friends - duh..
-Bristol could like, totally get pregnant through other friends if she so desired as long as Levi could watch.
Levi now plans to run for mayor of Alaska, having found an ardent supporter in Jimmy Kimmel.
Appearing on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live', Levi told his female fans that he thinks he is going to be the best mayor Alaska ever had since he would have to fix "all the crap Sarah left behind when she ran away".
Jimmy Kimmel offered and Levi accepted - Jimmy will be Levi's campaign manager.