Wedding Off? Bristol Palin's Levi May Have Knocked Up Girlfriend!

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Thursday, 29 July 2010

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"Papa?"

It seems the Bristol/Levi wedding might be canceled but who knows?

Sarah Palin is beginning to think that this is a soap opera instead of real life as a report has came out that her daughter's fiance and father to her grandson, has gotten one of his girlfriend's pregnant while he and Bristol weren't seeing each other.

"I wonder if Levi has been hired by the Democrats?", Sarah is reported as saying. "We're beginning to sound like the Kennedys."

The now ex-girlfriend Lanesia Garcia has stated that she thinks she is pregnant.

"It could well belong to Levi", Garcia reportedly told a Source. "I mean, there's on chance in five."

Bristol Palin's mother, Sarah, who race for Vice-President in 2008 and is considering running for President in 2012, is completely flabbergasted, according to the Source.

"Sarah was hot after hearing the most recent rumor but then smiled and stated, "Well, if Bristol does marry Levi, we should have at least a dozen more grandchildren."

"That's a lot of votes!"

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