Sarah "The Geography Guru" Palin Has Messed Up Again

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 21 July 2010

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"Snowflake" Sarah says that at least she knows that Outer Mongolia is the one on the outside.

MANCHESTER, New Hampshire - Well the woman who says that Africa is a country, Lake Michigan is an ocean, and who still boasts that she can see Russia from her front porch has done it again.

"Snowflake" Sarah Palin has made another geographic faux pas. And this time she has insulted the citizens of the 50th state Hawaii.

Palin speaking in Manchester, New Hampshire, before a gathering of The Retired New Hampshire Veterans of The Civil War stated that Catalina Island, which is off the California coast is the biggest island in America.

The president of the Honolulu Chamber of Commerce was tremendously incensed at Palin's remark. Alohilani Balanooki said that Palin's remark was the stupidest remark she has ever heard, and she said that she will be 79, on Halloween, October 31.

Balanooki said that even a first grader from Alaska knows that Hawaii is the largest island in America.

She went on to say that "Snow Plow" Sarah uttering that ludicrous remark would be like her (Alohilani) saying that Alaska is nothing but a gigantic ice cube and once it melts Texas will again be the largest state in the entire nation.

When Palin was told of Ms. Balanooki's remarks she started laughing. A reporter for The Honolulu Morning Coconut Chronicle Malakani "Mickey" Okalani asked her if she thought that Balanooki's statement was funny.

Palin stopped laughing and then began to giggle. She apologized. She then said, "Ya know, I'm gonna have to ask you to excuse me.

I don't find what Balanooki said to be the least bit funny...what I do find funny as hell is her last name...I mean Ba-la-nooki? Come on that has got to be a made up name. No one has the word nooki in their name."

Ms. Balanooki told Palin that she will see to it that she is banned from ever setting her vulgarly racist feet on the beautiful tropical paradise Hawaiian soil.

Palin replied that she did not lose nothing in Hawaii and that she has no plans to go there until 2012, when she will visit the little islands on her campaign swing.

In a related story. The rumor that Sarah's husband Todd is having an affair with their Democratic cook have proven to be false. The woman identified as Leilani Kikilia, 24, is actually a card-carrying independent.

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