Sarah Palin Invents New Word To Get Attention

Funny story written by Stefano M. Stefano

Saturday, 24 July 2010

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Sarah Palin is at it again; making people's ears hurt and brains explode as they are exposed to the Alaskan Looney's unedumacated dementia.

In her first attempt to mangle the English language, via Twitter she asked 'peaceful Muslims' to 'pls refudiate' the mosque, that's planned to be built near the 9-11 Ground Zero site.

Next, while discussing the NAACP's resolution on the Tea Party and racism on a hyper-racist tv show hosted by a bigot with a bionic chin, she said, "Barack and Michelle Obama have power in their words. They could refudiate what it is that this group is saying."

Harkening back to the grand old days of G.W.Bush and his 'misunderestimate' 'and 'fancy architectural machine' audio blunders, Palin seems to have combined the words, 'refute' and 'diate', which translates from Italian as 'you give' in a self-proclaimed attempt to become Mrs.Shakespeare, whom she compared herself to.

"English is a living language," the pompous puerile harpy stated, although she couldn't narrow down just where the English Language resided, suggesting 1676 Avondale Avenue in Toledo, Ohio, or The Prickwillow Engine Museum in England.

Unperturbed by naysayers telling her that such an asinine word didn't exist, Palin went on a verbal rampage, soon comparing herself to other authors like Arthur C.Clarke and Dear Abby.

"The thing is I have so much knowledgislation in my braindom that it hurts to thinkagine. I want to shareinfect with the world my infinite wisdomania and bring us into a new trekgeneration of BigMacovaries and tacoghetti. If we all goosejoinstep together we can make this happen! What is it to be, World? To be or not to be, or to once be with the be on the end or the be before, because the be is all that be is to be and not to be for the be, by the be, and of the be."

Sarah Palin plans to run for Presidentalfloss in 2012.

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