Van der Sloot Goes Mental When He Finds Out Natalie Holloway Might Be Alive & "Friends" with Levi Johnston On Chat Site!

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Tuesday, 20 July 2010


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Authorities Search to Find Out if Natalie is Really On Levi Johnston's 'Friends' Page!

As if it couldn't get any worse for incarcerated Peruvian Jail Queen Joran van der Sloot, today he found out from sadistic guards that there is a good chance that Natalie Holloway is alive and well living in Thailand!

On a thread from 'Pattaya Girls Gone Wild & For Hire', unless it is a cruel hoax, it appears that Natalie, missing for over 5 years and feared a victim of foul play during a spring break get away in Aruba when she hooked up with Joran, may have survived being sold as a sex slave, as alleged by Joran during one of his many US TV interviews, and is enjoying her new life style in Thailand.

The clip on the international chat site "Friends of My Fanny" appear to show a smiling, tanned Natalie on a sun drenched beach in Pattaya.

The clip emerged early today after an internet investigative team from The got access to Levi Johnston's private "friends" page on the site, and discovered several such clips of what looks like Natalie corresponding with Levi, father of Bristol Palin's 18 month old son.

In the clips, where the sound is garbled, it appears that Natalie is urging Levi
to visit her in Thailand, apparently in response to his recent appearance in Playgirl Magazine , a copy of which she holds up and points to his 'wee winkie', and then points to the sign advertising the Pattaya Nude Beach she is sunning herself on.

Despite varying stories from Joran, law enforcement officials have long thought that Natalie had died at his hands after a night of drinking and taking drugs, and her body had either been buried, or cast off into the sea.

Joran, now jailed in Peru for the killing a a girl in his hotel room, appears to be at the end of his rope as he is wanted in the US for extortion against the parents of Natalie, and also in Thailand for questioning about his participation as a middle man in a 'sex slave' ring. Authorities feel that he was the bait that lured unsuspecting young girls into being abducted after being convinced they could move into 'big time modeling.'

Authorities in the US are trying to interview Johnston concerning what he knows about the person on his list of friends that looks just like Natalie, but his manager, Jon Gosselin, said that he is pretty involved in wedding rehearsals and memorizing the script for the new reality show with Bristol named "Dumber Than Dirt", which might be the lead in for "Hairball" with
Chris Matthews on CNBC or "Dirt Bag" with Keith Olberman if he comes
back from vacation in Caracas.

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