After announcing their re-engagement a few weeks ago, Bristol Palin told reporters that she and her baby's father, Levi Johnston are not going on any kind of television reality show.
"None of the rumors are true. We are simply getting married and raising our child like we planned before all the publicity hounds hit us a year ago."
Bristol stated that it also wasn't true that her mom, former beauty queen and VP nominee, Sarah, had named her after her favorite weapon, a pistol.
After Bristol and Levi announced their wedding plans a couple of weeks ago, Sarah Palin set up a bridal registry at "Petro & Bait, We Also Carry Guns, Turkey Calls & Ammo".
When asked what had changed his mind about marrying Bristol, Johnston admitted that it got really cold up in Alaska and he needed a warm cuddly body to play spoons with.
"Also", he whispered after motioning us forward. "She's hot to trot OR SO I HEAR!!!!!!"
Speaking of which, none of us could do that...hear anymore, after the scream so we waved and left.
Even reporters have to make a living.
