Written by Charpa93

Tuesday, 20 July 2010

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How Sarah Palin sees Levi Johnston

Sarah Palin has finally thrown down the gauntlet to her daughter Bristol and has told her, if you marry that dog, I'm not going to attend the wedding. "See how many people come to your wedding when they find out I won't be in attendance," Palin is said to have threatened.

In fact, the wedding is all Wassillians are talking about these days and many are planning on crashing the wedding just to see someone, anyone finally go against the wishes of the Ice Princess and do what she doesn't want done.

"Bristol is just like her mom, very stubborn," claims Mary Jo Whipple, a long-time family friend. "While she would love to have her mother attend her wedding, she isn't going to beg. She knows it is futile. "We're going to just have to see how this plays out. I hear Bristol has one more trick up her sleeve," she said.

Just what that trick is is anyone's guess, but some say it may be a special guest who convinces Palin to change her mind. The only person in Sarah's life who can make her dance like a puppet is Rupert Murdoch. Although he is not too thrilled with the whole Palin clan at this point, he can't lose the investment he's already made in them and so may want to see the whole thing play out as a big happy family event akin to his favorite show "A Very Merry Brady Christmas."

"If anyone can get her to go, its Rupert," said Murdoch's mother, Dame Elisabeth Murdoch, age 101. "Rupie is just as headstrong as Sarie, and the two of them are like two peas on a celery stick, stuck together like, well, the point I'm trying to make is that Rupie will give Sarie some money, and Sarie will go to the wedding. End of story."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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