Written by Dr. Billingsgate

Monday, 12 July 2010

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reparation: [rep-uh-rey-shuhn] n 1.the making of amends for wrong or injury done: reparation for an injustice. example: we be reparation for what whitey do 200 years ago.

Polls show that 92% of African-Americans voted for Barack Hussein Obama. Jesus Christ couldn't get that kind of plurality if He offered them the keys to heaven without any conditions. They want their money up-front, dude. And its all about the "R" word that no one wants to talk about. Yes, boys and girls, BO wants to take money from you and re-distribute (reparation) it.

The liberals, with Obama fronted by Pelosi and Reid, and back-ended by Barney Frank, could care less whether or not the blacks receive reparation. At this point, whether BO calls it re-distribution or reparation depends on who he is talking to. This has been the holy grail for Jesse Jackson, Reverend Wright and all the rest of the black power brokers. Only now, to circumlocute reparation, the anointed one is calling it a redistribution of wealth.

So how does a simple farm boy from Nebraska who scored an implausible 12 doctorates before reaching mental puberty know this? I'm a f..king genius in bib over-alls.

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