Barack Obama declares himself President For Life

Funny story written by rpm1978

Saturday, 10 July 2010

Barack Obama, fed up with loads of Americans disagreeing with him and demanding investigation of his birth certificate, has decided to declare the U.S. Constitution is now invalid, and declare himself President for Life.

Obama's 1st order of business was to have the parties of Democrat, Communist, Socialist and Green merged into Socialist Workers Party which will be the only political party allowed in the United States, all other political parties are now illegal and membership in such parties will be considered treason against Obama.

The Republican party, the Libertarian party, the Constitution party, and even Jesse Ventura's Independence party are joining forces to fight back against the atrocities, several Conservative and Moderate Democrats that are upset have also joined forces with the Republicans and other named parties in fighting back, even if it means getting prosecuted for treason.

The Conservative and Moderate Democrats say "we are Democrats not Socialist Workers, we may disagree with Republicans on some things but they have as much a right to exist as us ourselves."

So far Obama is ignoring the demonstrations against his 1 party rule.

The Republicans, Libertarians, Constitution, Independents, Independence party, Conservative and Moderate Democrats have all elected Ron Paul as their Shadow President in hopes of seeing him enter the White House.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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