President Obama accused the Republican Party of "pulling the old bamboozly-woozle" and "executing a precise susquehanna shuffle" on the American people.
"I'm only saying" the president asserted to a gathering in Indiana, "that the GOP is pulling the old flim flam floom on you, is all I'm saying" he said. "They are using the duck and weave like a boondoggle meister, and that ain't hay!" he said to a largely partisan crowd.
"If only the Republicans" he continued "spent as much time on putting their noses to the grindstone as they did on the old 54-40 or bing bang boom, we'd be in less of a pickle!" The president is known for excellent public speaking skills.
The president mentioned the health care bill as one place where the opposition party "gave us a sizzly wizzly hip, hup and where'd he go?" kind of treatment.
"You can count on myself and Vice President Joe Byner to give you all the straight wherefores and who dunnits" the president assured the crowd. Not like the GOP, with their "holey moley, momma got a new pair of shoes" routine. He concluded by saying his plan for the nation "was the pudding and the skin, not Uncle Willie's pineapple pizza!"
