Vince Young Ignores Naked Boobies, Pummels Bar Patron. Allegedly.

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Monday, 14 June 2010


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Sticks and Stones Will Break my Bones, but Misdemeanor Assault Victims Will Sue Me. - Be true to your school! Former Texas Longhorn and current Tenessee Titans gunslinger Vince Young allegedly got P.O. 'ed at a Dallas titty bar when a fellow lap dance customer dissed his alma mater - and got the sh-t beat out of him by Young for it.

Surveillance video footage released by police showed Vince Young and and several others ignoring the naked boobies while talking in a small room before Young attacked someone in the room, allegedly. Others tried to break up the fight.

Young wasn't at Club ShakeyerTits when police responded to a call about the fight, said a Dallas police spokesman.

Dallas police said an investigation led to Young receiving a Class C assault citation, punishable by a fine up to $500.

"We go out of our way to protect our residents and those visiting the city. This is what we promised President Kennedy and... OK, forget that one."

Vince Young was riding an NFL roller coaster with as many ups and downs as his own mental status (allegedly): going from storied rookie draft pick to losing his starting job to 533 year old Kerry Collins. Now that Mr. Young is poised to once again positioned to reclaim his spot amongst the NFL's Elite, he Rothlesberger's his career by beating up some guy.

Some guy that Vince Young will soon come to refer to as "The Plaintiff".

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